Q: If a large turkey is called a gobbler what is a small turkey called?
Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Q:What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach Gobbler!
Q:Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A:The turkey, he’s already stuffed!
Q:What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
Q:Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A:To prove he wasn’t a chicken!