Thanksgiving jokes

November 25, 2019
Q: If a large turkey is called a gobbler what is a small turkey called?
A: Goblet!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A:Pilgrims!
Q:What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach Gobbler!
Q:Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A:The turkey, he’s already stuffed!
Q:What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A: Poultry-geist!
Q:Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A:To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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