Q: If a large turkey is called a gobbler what is a small turkey called?

A: Goblet!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

A:Pilgrims!

Q:What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Peach Gobbler!

Q:Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A:The turkey, he’s already stuffed!

Q:What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?

A: Poultry-geist!

Q:Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A:To prove he wasn’t a chicken!